$0 (+dry cleaning)

let's toast to that!

I visited a stock that didn’t have a dry cleaning deal once ….

funky, my friends. funky.

Vodka

Some of you will think that the above spirit is a typo, or at least a non sequitur. It is neither.

and, no, funky smells do not drive me to drink.

Some of you will see smells + vodka and know it is neither a typo nor a non sequitur. It is a solution to said funkiness.

But! even those in the know should read on. Vodka keeps budgets low, and happiness high - to a point. I am going to share everything I know below behind a paywall…because

1. I am enjoying myself saying whatever I want, and

2. Knowing that only the committed and the curious are reading makes my writing vastly more useful, so

3. I can shamelessly geek out on Wardrobe Tricks to the right audience.

   …

4. (real reason) I want to keep my slow stepping into respecting copyright laws semi private.

   

   Subscribing and reading will save you $100’s in dry cleaning and/or $100’s in clothing. Either way. You will make your $10 back 10x, right away.