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how awful audience members (almost) ruin shows

Apr 23, 2024
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“You can’t cut!”

Recently heard in the local 2nd grade lunch line and in the aisle at a Broadway show.

That 2nd grader and that adult really know what they are talking about. They speak with authority in their voices. They come here all the time. Please, let them school you on the rules. You will be better for it. They are really advocating for the proper function of school cafeterias everywhere, theaters everywhere. Actually, society as a whole would be functional if we would all just listen to these rule dispensing arbiters of justice.

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