How to Make a Boston Show Look Like Boston

While Boston still looks like Boston

If you weren’t born in Boston (Cambridge), you will always be “new”.

Evidence:

In response to a high compliment from a born and raised Cantabrigian:

‘I wish all of the new people were like you.’

a friend asked,

‘I have been here 25 years, when will I stop being “new”?’

mild insult in response:

‘Never.’